I love taking online tests. Some are just fun, others teach me a little more about myself. ::corny smile:: Just kidding, they're just fun. And sometimes actually accurate! Oh, and some of the tests I take will be adult in nature (like sex tests and junk), so you may not want to let kids look at the results.
I'm going to start weeding out all the tests that have gone dead or that I don't have images for, and replacing them with live tests. I'm sick of looking at blank picture boxes. ^_^

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THE SPACE-RACE JOKE! You're just downright silly, but that's exactly what
everyone loves about you.

Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
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Aw damn. I wanted to be the squirrel joke. "I don't have a stove, I'm a fucking squirrel!" XD

I am 32% evil.
I could go either way. I have sinned quite a bit but I still have a bit of room for error. My life is a tug of war between good and evil.
Are you evil?
Find out at Hilowitz.com

TheSpark.com has a lot of really fun, wacky tests for you to take. Such as, their Personality Test... I am a...

(Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker)
Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.
Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.
Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.

(Perverse Spoiled Functional Child)
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a gigantic flying perv! Yes, it's the inner child Kid Ass Avenger (PSFC). Your inner child runs amuck in the inner streets of your inner Mardis Gras. He, in fact, is the queen of the parade, and by the end of the night, or any night of your life, is always smothered in the finest beads. He is also a child genius, but uses his powers to bizarre and ambiguous ends. He may give you the power to save the universe from total destruction one day and the next day save you from dipping a french fry in ketchup. Who knows what adventures lie in your unconscious future? Be wary, though. It's all part of his master plan to make *you* the super-villian.

They also have an IQ test that really was hard...
My IQ according to the spark: 111
people dumber than you (63%)
people as smart as you (2%)
people smarter than you (35%)

Why don't they have a kicky little graphic for this one?

I am 40% gay!

See? That needed a graphic...

I can even use The Spark to find out when I'm going to die...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 6, 2042
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Suicide (11%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

I can also find out how American I am.

The American Bravado Quiz has determined that you are...
Total American Warbird

Or I can find out if I am pregnant or not.

Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have:
4 children

Here are some stats about that kid you've got coming down the pipe:

Sex: female
Birth weight: 16 lbs. 5 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 2%
Most likely defect: infant-acne

Damn, that's a big kid I'm not pregnant with!

I'm such a little angel. According to the Spark's Purity Test, anyway.

You are 67% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (65%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (33%)

They obviously haven't seen inside my head... >:)

I got my Porn Name. Did you? I am Exotica Hardcore!
I also got my Gangsta Name there. I am Ugly G!
And finally, I got my Disgustingly Cute Pet Name there. I am Toodle Nubblies!

Hi, I'm Peter Brady!
Which Brady Bunch kid are you most like?

Take the Purrsonality Quiz!

What Obscure Animal are you?

Find Out Which Senshi You Are At SailorOrion.net

Look at my stunning anime growth, nya! (Otaku Level: 5)
Otaku Level 5

What Stage of Anime Fandom That I Went Through Are You At?
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