We all get them, especially if you have a blog/online journal... those 
long surveys and questionnaires that are all about us! Have you ever
noticed that some of the questions are kind of stupid? I sure have! So I
compiled this list of the stupidest survey questions I've ever seen,
organized into a top ten list (well, a top 15 list). #1 being the
stupidest. Thanks to Mynda, Deejay, and Moosie for contributing to this
list (by pointing out dumb questions to me; they didn't write them, lol).

Without further ado, The Top Fifteen Stupidest Questions From Those
Surveys We All Get:

15). What is your favorite logo?  (O_o? People have one of these?)

14). Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?  (sigh... don't 12-year-olds 
get enough attention already?)

13). What's in the trunk of your car?  (Not exactly dumb, but how much
variation can there be with this question?)

12). What is your favorite pen?  (Again, people have one of these?)

11). How many prescription drugs are in your medicine cabinet right now
and what are they?  (Yes, and I'm going to tell you so you'll know all
about my various mental problems and embarrassing physical ailments! Let's
see, lice shampoo, crab cream, hemorrhoid ointment...)

10). What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?  (Uhhh, yeah.)

9). Are your friends only your friends because they like anime?  (I should
hope not...)

8). Which show is funnier--"That 70's Show" or "Friends"?  (This question
assumes that I actually watch either...)

7). Do you ever feel you are insane?  (I'm going to KILL you for asking
this question!! ::twitch, twitch::)

6). Do you regret anything you've ever done?  (Nope, I have no
conscience whatsoever. Not even psychopaths have no regrets! They regret
getting caught!)

5). If you were forced to run through the streets naked, but were handed a
small towel, what part of your body would you cover?  (XD You know what my
answer is? MY FACE!)

4). How long is your leg hair?  (O_o Why do you want to know is a better
question...)

3). Have you ever been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on
a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you
faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to
mention your breath?  (Um... does someone need to talk, honey?)

2). Have you ever killed anyone?  (XD Who makes these things up?
Gangsters? Hit men?)

::Drumroll::

1). What's your favorite venereal disease?  (For the last time, people
have one of these???!!)


Top Five Stupidest Questions That Should Have Gone on the Sex Survey:

5). Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch/butt of a
member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?  (Not
incredibly dumb, but made me laugh out loud the first time I read it, so
it goes here.)

4). Have you ever bitten someone?  (men, the other white meat)

3). When did you last have a hickey, and where?  (Hickeys. They're so 
1950's.)

2). What's the hair situation 'down there'?  (O_o What a thing to want to
know. Was someone trolling for dates?)

::Drumroll::

1). Can you lick your nipple?  (Yup, someone was trolling for dates.)